Kinda Clean, Kinda Chaotic

Let’s be real: everyone’s obsessed with the clean girl aesthetic these days. Dewy skin, matching sets, 5am workouts, protein smoothies lined up like a skincare shelf. But waking up at 5am? You’re joking—most (all) days. Getting out of bed at all should earn me a millennial participation trophy. Most days I’d rather rot, binge-watch Bravo,…