About

Welcome friend, let me introduce myself…

I’m not that girl.
But I’m trying to be, kind of.

Kinda Clean, Kinda Chaotic is for the ones chasing wellness—but also chasing fries and martinis. ✨Balance✨—or whatever they say.

This space is where clean girl habits meet real-life chaos, one collagen scoop at a time.

If you’re into skincare with a side of sarcasm, wellness with zero perfection, and trying (but not too hard), you’re in the right place.